Hello and Welcome.
Talking Moose is a talking animated character.
The Moose is programmed to motivate you and influence you with power-of-suggestion, humor and positivity, to help with things like losing weight, snapping out of anxiety, and getting enough sleep, all of which improves your health in many ways.
We keep adding more abilities to the Moose. It’s expandable with plugins. One cool use is for Notifications. More about that below. The key point is: The Moose is effortless for you. You don’t lift a finger. Email and cellphone text takes effort and attention and time to deal with what arrives. But hearing the Moose speak, is easier and faster.
The Moose is software, with HQ game graphics.
A PIXAR quality animated 3D character that speaks to you in front of the desktop
(Talking characters on computers have many names. Agents, Avatars, Virtual Assistants, and so on.)
All previous avatars in history have failed because they were annoying. Like him.
I’ve given the Moose a prime directive: Don’t be annoying. The Moose’s benefits come from daily use, which is only possible if the Moose is always friendly and never annoying.
Now, let’s talk about it’s features.
Time for a story. When I began the Moose, I thought ‘humor‘ was the really beneficial thing. After finishing that, I added the motivational abilities, and I thought ‘weight loss motivation‘ would be really beneficial for people, (and it is). Then I adapted the same technology for helping with Anxiety, and I was pleasantly surprised to get a great response from a lot of people about it. So further down, you’ll learn about the Moose’s methods for Anxiety.
But first: my thoughts about humor and weight loss.
The Moose tells Jokes.
Here are some facts about laughing.
As a doctor, as a student of humor, as someone who has observed the effect of the Talking Moose for years, I assert the following:
- Hearing a spoken joke, is far more effective in subsequently telling a joke to others, compared to simply reading a joke.
- Hearing the Moose speaking a joke, often results in the person getting out of their chair, and telling the joke to others.
Repeating that important point: The Moose has a magical effect of getting you out of your chair and telling a few jokes each day to the people around you.
One more thing… Laughter crushes Anxiety. It’s like Rock,Paper,Scissors are all anxiety, and Laughter beats them all. The Moose will be really good for people with anxiety.
The Moose is great at Motivating
I learned how hypnotherapy works, how copywriters persuade, how motivational speakers inspire, I put that knowledge into the Moose, and IT WORKS.
The Moose is an excellent hypnotherapist, coach, and persuasion teacher.
IF the Moose only spoke a list of motivational sentences, it would get boring and annoying, and I can’t allow that.
So I programmed it with linguistic expertise to construct it’s motivational sayings on the fly. With a million variations, AND, a nice way being positive and funny. The Moose has it’s own personality.
- In contrast, a hypnotherapist charges by the hour, and you only see them at rare appointments. (Or never.)
Let’s study some examples, because
Learning how it works, makes it work even better.
Here’s a recording of the Moose speaking a randomly created sentence in the weight loss topic.
Experience shows that people like to do more exercise, and become who they imagine themselves to be.
The command to the subconscious is: do more exercise. The words at the start are to keep the conscious mind busy and un-critical. The words at the end are to provide a reason, because the subconscious accepts reasons as true.
Hi Steve. I’m not going to ask you to go to bed earlier, because it’s up to you. Isn’t it.
Yes, the Moose greets you by YOUR name. The command to “go to bed earlier“, is embedded within a nice sentence. Getting enough sleep is physiologically essential. It increases metabolism, decreases calories consumed, and so on. It’s important therefore, that the Moose should suggest more sleep. Doctor’s orders.
Help with Anxiety
At first, I knew very little about helping people with anxiety, so I asked people for help, and they told me a lot. Then I dug deeply into it, scientifically/medically, and looked into popular wisdom on the internet.
Little by little, I kept adding features to the Moose, that should be helpful to people with Anxiety. And now it’s become a major feature of the Moose, that I’m really proud of.
The huge advantage of the Moose, is being effortless. You don’t have to pick up a phone and touch it to read a notification. You don’t have to read and scroll a page with your mouse. You don’t have to stop doing anything. The Moose just speaks to you, on a schedule. A schedule that you control.
For Anxiety help, the Moose doesn’t know what you’re ‘overthinking’ about, but by offering you other things to think about, that are pleasant, that are positive affirmations, it interrupts the anxiety and replaces it with something different and positive… for a while.
I used my coding techniques from creating the weight loss module, (with the ability to create a million variations of sentences), and applied it on the topics that interrupt anxiety. If you don’t want the Anti-Anxiety plugin, just turn it off.
Personally, I’ve had some times of anxiety in my life, but even when things are good, I still like the positivity that the Moose stimulates in me. It makes me feel good. I want you to get the same effects.
Join us, waiting for the Moose.
The Moose is free now, but soon it won’t be.
Reserve your Moose while it’s still free. For subsequent people later, who miss this free momentum-starting stage, I have a high price in mind. It will probably be just a little less than a AAA game studio retail price.
How to get the Moose for yourself.
There used to be a Subscribe button to get on a mailing list that reserved you a spot to get the Moose for free. It was popular enough that the list became quite long, and so I took that option away recently.
But you can still get on the waiting list to receive the software for free. There is a group called “Waiting for Moose”, that you can join. Everyone who joins the group, prior to the official release of the software, will get it for free. ( Everyone else who is too late, missed the opportunity. )
- Join the “Waiting for Moose” group.